A response letter to my future husband

A letter to my future Husband

First,allow me to once again thank you for your stupendous letter. As I had briefed you before, you guessed right; and taking my time to respond to your letter is my delight.Just like you,neither would I like our kids to feed on a staple diet of wild berries and guavas..You didn't have to say more about the latter, I have agonized once or twice,and that will be no portion for them. You probably,belong to one of the 42 tribes of my beloved nation.Though with some Ugandan ancestral blood,the most important note is that I am Kenyan,thats my tribe. I doubt you are some rich man's shamba boy/herdsman,or a cart pusher down Muthurwa,but just in case,thats where you are now,trust me thats not where you are meant to be.You are destined for greatness and now is the time to start chasing that dream that will take you there.You could be in college,working,wherever n whatever you do. I have no doubt you get this,sooner than later.

That I am calling you future husband means I am waiting for you to come.I don't know how your "play hard to get" means but I think for me it is crazy.If you are the one, future husband,your patience will not mean anything, after all we are not getting married tomorrow,please start exercising your patience muscles,if you have any,so when stretched a little you won't start limping and give up the chase.Mmmmh,so you knew I consulted Steve Harvey.You presume he made a mistake on the 90 day rule,so do I,because until you put that ring on it,you will not unwrap any goodies.That, future husband, could be double,treble,or let me make it simple,90x. The other natural biological factors,I am glad they cant kill you,of course they have never killed anyone. Kindly don't take my NO for rejection, I just will not compromise.You should be happy you know.

Created in the image and likeness of God,how will I not be beautiful?But what can I say,I still have to keep this image beautiful,I am born of God.I will take care of God's body for Him.I have to do it perfect,and a Kimberly diamond will not be anything to get for your future wife.Are you not preparing for her?Think rich.Grow rich.My bible says the Lord shall supply ALL my needs according to His riches..that is ours. It is my hope that you are working on your vertical relationship,and that, on our coming together,we will rise higher together, and our family will be a God fearing one. And that you,will lead your wife and kids in this,remember you are the head of the home.

Future husband,cast all your fears to God. He who finds a wife,finds a good thing.Pray that you find a wife. I am a work in progress, and it is my prayer,that when you finally find me,you will find a good, or even great thing.He who has started this good work in me will see it to completion.I will submit to you,you don't have to worry about that at all,and my body will not only be my own,but yours too.You don't need Google to confirm this,it was written even before the birth of Google.As for cheating,forget about it,that should even never be a topic in our discussions.You will find a wife,a woman of substance,with dignity and self respect.She won't do it. However,they say it is not a bed of roses,no matter how much you will be willing to lay down for me.Please join me in reading books and other materials  on marriage,have an idea of what lies ahead of us so when we get there,we will together pass through.Successful marriage takes work,prepare well future husband.Please read books,read books, read books,and above them all,read your bible. I believe you do,and thats one of the reasons we belong together.If you will not make me better,I don't need you,despite the fact that God calls me to be your helper. For your information,I can help,very well,and work with little or no supervision.I cook, and I just learned that through your stomach I can reach your nobles.I am learning how.For you, I will do my best.

So,before you start the chase,take quality time with your creator to confirm I am the bone of your bones.Just to whisper, daddy said that you should not go to him with sagging pants/trousers,please,not to me either. And mummy hopes you are gentle and calm. My prayer is that you are  the person God created you to be. And are preparing well,don't do it for me,but for God.Be the best husband,father you can be.You must work for it.And I must do the same,then when you are ready,a love explosion will take place,and it will be you and I, forever.Not even death will do us part,because when we rise,we'll still meet in paradise. I am waiting patiently,as I prepare to spend the better part of my life with you.

God protect you

Till you find me,bye.

Your future wife.